what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo