• What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

bagmilk:

"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"

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"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"

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"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"

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"ugh my parents are so bipolar"

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"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"

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"omg i’m so retarded"

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(Source: bagmilk)

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

mrcraabs:

swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another